Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
this deserves a million notes omfg
Bring back the Mudcrab Merchant.
"Is there a problem with my burger?"
Never really got into True Blood, but love this nonetheless.
Looks like the people who are working on Constantine are choosing to ignore the fact that he is bisexual. Officially boycotting this show. Having a lead who is canonically bisexual and making him straight is not only frustrating, but downright offensive in a world where bi-erasure is the norm.
tbh what’s the point of watching it then
Fuck all this shit. Good luck with your failure, NBC.
For any followers who might care, I’m gonna be in NYC from the 6th to the 26th of July. Hit me up if you want to hang out and to something.
I mean this tumblr is mostly just me getting naked so I think I can probably guess what those things might be, but I’m thinking more of, like, getting a drink or something. Other things can follow if that goes well.
New Comic! ‘Steve Lichman’
by Dave Rapoza & Dan Warren
Steve Lichman is the best thing I’ve read all week. More at the source.
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